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Thursday 4 July 2013

Katie Hopkins


Funniest TV moment this week? Katie Hopkins on This Morning... watching the snooty, grasping ex-Apprentice wannabe say that she wouldn't let certain kids play with her children because she didn't like their names was hilarious and well worth the licence fee. No kids named after wine will be allowed across her threshold - so no party invite for you, Chardonnay -  nor anyone with a geographical name (sorry, Paris). Oh, hang on a minute... ONE OF HER OWN KIDS IS CALLED INDIA!   Hmm... So not only a pompous, opinionated snob, but a hypocrite too. Suggestion for Ms Hopkins' next daughter: Vanity.  Anyone got any other suitable monikers for the offspring of such a supercilious, bigoted gasbag? Or have you (gasp!) given your child a name that would meet with Ms Hopkins' disapproval? (Please let there be a high-flying lawyer/surgeon/rocket scientist out there who goes by the name Camden or Merlot).

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  1. I met a girl at a party in the eighties who said her name was Portia. She looked blank when I said her parents must have been Shakespeare fans - turned out she was called Porsche, after her dad's car! Same sound, different spelling, creating two very different impressions of the same person - how would Katie Hopkins cope with that?

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